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Hairy Pooter, part Sex: Quotable Quotes!

'There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,' he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. 'It hurt.' (p. 64)

'Just as he raised a gloved hand to wipe them, Leanne made to grab hold of the package Katie was holding; Katie tugged it back and the package fell to the ground.' (p. 248)

'Very astute, Harry, but the mouth organ was only ever a mouth organ.' (p. 278)